Tell her to pretend that her foot is really itchy and stick it in a warm mushy apple pie.

 

Tell her..it feels like a back-message thats all gooie, and after your done, you just want to go to sleep.

 

This is gonna get interesting.

 

tell her to stick her finger in some warm playdough, or semi-warm thick mash potato

 

Tell her that the after a while the attention goes from Goo to Poo. She needs to understand that no matter how entertaining that hole is... There's always a cooler one that's been less explored.

It's like the difference between man going to the moon... and mars.

 

"...like warm apple pie!"

 

It's really simple. Tell her to stick a finger in her mouth.

 

Tell her to stick her finger in your mouth!

 

Hey Mingster.. here's somebody who agrees with your wife Click!

 

I'm worried about you Rich.