LMAO!!

 

Here's some more:

Construction terminology that sounds dirty but isn't,

"I can't finish this dump 'cause there's dirt stuck in my box."

"You'll have to run your packer through the slot a few more times."

"The hoe's in the shop waiting on a new undercarriage."

"Make sure the shaft is clean before you start the pour."

"You better grease the nipple to prevent cracks."

"We need a bigger cat in the pit to clean up the lumps the hoe is spilling."

"Take one more bite from the shaft and I'll see if it's plumb."

"If they need the hoe over there faster, then toss it on the low-boy."

"Wow. Big dyke."

"If the skin friction's too much we'll have to use the vibrator."

"Be sure to check the manhole for leaks before backfilling."

"The sand is pretty abrasive - that's why the box is so smooth."

"It's more secure because of the tongue in groove."

"We got a big rock stuck in the hole - go get the clam."

"It's sort of awkward to lay the pipe when it's bent like that."

"You'll have to use a smaller unit because of the tight access."

"We'll stop pounding once we get 20 blows to the inch."

 

The golf ones are pretty funny

 

As Demitri Martin said:

"Have you noticed the phrase 'Finger Puppets" only sounds OK as a noun"

 

Well digger

"Stop! you're going too deep!"
"be gentle with those hoe's...they're new"
"I'm exhausted, that took so long"
"you're drill bit is huge"
"No damit, that's the wrong hole"



just made 'em up me-self.