The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
Here is a website, its pretty self explainitory in the following paragraph.... Good if your bored.
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#20. Must not taunt the French any more.
#29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web.
#20. Must not taunt the French any more.
#29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
could get some interesting results
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Classic!
I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.
The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Vodka, green food coloring, and a
I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.
The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Vodka, green food coloring, and a
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Must not mock command decisions in front of the press.
Should not taunt members of the press, even if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and working for UPI.
I am not authorized to change national policy in Eastern Europe.
Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything.
I am not qualified to operate any US, German, Polish, or Russian Armored vehicles.
When saluting a
Should not taunt members of the press, even if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and working for UPI.
I am not authorized to change national policy in Eastern Europe.
Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything.
I am not qualified to operate any US, German, Polish, or Russian Armored vehicles.
When saluting a
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"I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'."
Bragg Blvd is here in Fayetteville where I live. I am glad I don't frequent any establishments where I might have witnessed this.
Bragg Blvd is here in Fayetteville where I live. I am glad I don't frequent any establishments where I might have witnessed this.
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