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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:06 PM
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Cool 76 yr old Man offers Free

Seriously... I mean COME ON!! LOL How stupid can you be. It's like that Halloween Costume with the "Free Mamograms" and it's the guys head sticking out the top. LOL.

[QUOTE]BSO: 76-year-old man went door-to-door giving fake breast exams

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Posted April 19 2006, 4:05 PM EDT


LAUDERDALE LAKES -- A 76-year-old man was arrested after going door-to-door and offering free breast exams, the Broward Sheriff's office said on Wednesday.

At least two women took him up on his proposal, said BSO spokesman Hugh Graf.

Here's what Graf said happened around 9 a.m. on Wednesday:

An elderly drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. He was carrying a black doctor's style bag when he walked up to a building and spotted a 36-year-old woman.

He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. The woman let the man into her apartment and he began his exam. After touching the victim's breasts, the man moved his hand to her genitals and assaulted her. The woman quickly realized that the man not a real doctor and she called BSO.

The fake physician fled the apartment and found another breast exam victim nearby, this time a 33-year-old woman who lived in the same complex. She too said she was sexually assaulted. The man was arrested.

Investigators identified the suspect as Philip Winikoff, of Coconut Creek, and said he may have victimized other women who may be embarrassed about coming forward. They are asking those women to call Detective Joe Harris of the BSO Sex Crimes Unit at 954-321-4240.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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wow, how stupid can you be.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:56 PM
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It takes years of experience to think up the really good gags.

How many 25 year old guys could have gotten even one victim.

I wonder how many other times it's worked.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 06:24 PM
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Sounds like a cheesy pick up line at a bar.

"Excuse me, but I thought I should tell you that I can offer you a free mammogram".....
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 06:58 PM
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Good lord.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:47 AM
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Here's the Guy:




Here's a quote from another article..


One of the alleged victims, who just arrived to South Florida from Haiti, said she believes she fell victim because she is unaware of the country's laws and cannot speak English that well. The woman said she was convinced by Winikoff that he was a legitimate physician and that he would give her a free breast exam for cancer, so she agreed until the exam went too far.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 06:37 AM
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That guy doesn't even LOOK like a doctor. I mean, if you're going to try that scamola, at least disguise yourself a little better. He's got p-e-r-v-e-r-t written all over him. Last I checked, my doctor didn't have a hunchback...
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Clayman,Apr 20 2006, 06:37 AM
That guy doesn't even LOOK like a doctor. I mean, if you're going to try that scamola, at least disguise yourself a little better. He's got p-e-r-v-e-r-t written all over him. Last I checked, my doctor didn't have a hunchback...
doctors can have hunch back. One of my best professor in medical school has a hunch back. Don't judge book by the cover.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 11:25 AM
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[QUOTE=S2020,Apr 20 2006, 12:19 PM] doctors can have hunch back.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:56 PM
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hey, he is an old dude, prob aint got shit else to do but try and molest non-english speaking florida transplants...

he was dumb to go for the no-no zone.. should have just gotten his jingles off on the titties and gone on to the next victim... going for the no-no zone got him in trouble..

another reason i'm glad to be a man... creepo's like this out there.
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