A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He
reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about
30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am. How did you know?"

"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of
no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am. But how did you know?"

"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but
you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

 

 

you have no idea how hard it is to be an engineer and a manager

 

Ahh,
Just as the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing

 

Hey! I resemble that remark(the dude on the ground!)

 

thats funny.

 

It is funny, but it is also frightening close to the truth!!!!

 

I perform both roles, so I can vouch for it's accuracy.

 

Hehehehehehe.