Yesterday my wife and I went Christmas shopping, and she went into some sort of aromatherapy shop to look for something for our riding instructor. She was smelling some of the massage oils and finally came across one she liked, so she put a drop on her finger and asked me to tell her what I thought of it. I said that I would tell her when we got outside, out of earshot of the proprietress. When my wife handed the bottle to her the woman said, "Sandalwood; oh, this one is really nice!" I tried very hard to avoid laughing.

When we got outside I told my wife that I should have realized that the scent she had was sandalwood.

When she had asked me what I thought I was going to tell her, honestly, that I thought that it smelled like sawdust.

Obviously, I was right.

 

nose like a hound dog.....

 

I don't get it really. Sandalwood doesn't smell like pine dust at all.

 

Who mentioned pine?