James is right. If your drunk enough you'll hug just about any toilet at that point!

 

Yeah, seriously tho, if you are compulsive or obsessive about too much stuff, check out some of the new brain-control drugs like Zoloft, Paxsil (sp), or Prozac. And there are newer better ones out now too. Zoloft probably saved my life 10 years ago, I still take it.

Don't forget, the reality your brain is creating right now is not NECESSARILY the correct one, it's just the one it was programmed to make. Change your programming, you change the reality. The brain is programmed with chemicals, that simple.

 

This is borderline Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but not too worry...everyone has something they are a little Obsessive about .

For everyone's information, the way a man pisses has nothing to do with being a man, leave the guy alone.

Andrew

 

Yeah Zoloft is good...I take 200mg a day and it helps alot!!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by reecespieces
[B]

Roughly it translates to:

"Keep Everything Clean"
"When pissing, don't forget to flush"

Couldn't make out the first word on the second line.

 

With all the anal retentive/OCD members on this board, we should probably start a support group...

I propose the following: (1) Slaps on the wrist for Zaino on the underside of the hood, inside the door, on nonvisible areas, etc. (2) Mandatory seat time on a public toilet; no layering of TP allowed!!! (3) Swimming time at the local pool; the more kiddies, the better (4) Free pills (prozac and zoloft)!!!

Chunky (who is a diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive)

 

If you had uhhhmm.... good "car control", you could aim it just above the waterline on the porcelein and thus, avoid having to sit and "pee like a girl". Perhaps you didn't get the manual that accompanied the said item.

 

i do the same but i only use water and toilet paper

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by speeeding
[B]If you had uhhhmm.... good "car control", you could aim it just above the waterline on the porcelein and thus, avoid having to sit and "pee like a girl".

 

if you have the f**kn time to do that.. all the power to you.. i have better things to do..

-simon2000