The Anniversary
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An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from
behind?"
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How abou taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this...two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's
there's no trouble.'
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt,
takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns
around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on
for about forty minutes!
She's yellling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think
about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have
sex like this.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from
behind?"
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How abou taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this...two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's
there's no trouble.'
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt,
takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns
around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on
for about forty minutes!
She's yellling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think
about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have
sex like this.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
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