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Another blond joke......

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Old Jul 29, 2003 | 10:19 AM
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Just got this from a friend. Some of you might have seen it already, but I post it here anyways...


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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car.

The Female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small
rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

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Old Jul 29, 2003 | 02:01 PM
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LOL! That's funny - never heard that one before.
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Old Jul 29, 2003 | 02:08 PM
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LOL
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Old Jul 30, 2003 | 06:37 AM
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Old Jul 30, 2003 | 08:15 AM
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Good one...I felt a little blonde because I didn't get it immediately
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Old Jul 30, 2003 | 09:02 AM
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Old joke, but still funny.
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