Shortly after takeoff, an airline pilot gave his standard welcoming announcement to the passengers but forgot to turn off the microphone when he was done. Not realizing this, he turned to his co-pilot and said "I think I'll take a leak then try to fuck that new blonde stewardess." The blonde stewardess ran toward the cockpit to tell the pilot that everfyone on the plane could hear him, but, in her haste, she tripped and fell in the aisle. An elderly female passenger sitting in an aisle seat looked down at her and said "There's no need to rush, honey. He said he had to take a leak first."

 

9/10

 

 

 

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