Three Mothers, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were all
talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughter's things and I found cigarettes.? I can't believe my daughter smokes."
The redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughter's things and I found a bottle of liquor.? I can't believe my daughter drinks."
The Blond said "I was looking through my daughter's things and I found a pack of condoms.? I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"

 

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility
was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made
her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make
it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought
about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's
advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait
for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she
would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel
much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snow
plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed
the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued
and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions. After quite sometime had passed she was
somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and
the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled
for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver
wanted to know if she was all right as she had been
following him for a long time. She said that she was fine
and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow
when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK
with him and she could continue if she wanted...but he was
done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to
Kmart next.

 

[green]I love it.LOL.OK here's mine.
The owner of a Sex shop leaves and his helper is left running the store.
A beautiful brunette walks in asking for a sex toy.
He shows her two, a white one for $25 and a black one for $35. She decides on the black one and leaves.
A redhead walks in next also looking for a toy and she decides on the white one.
A blonde walks in and asks for one. The helper shows her the same two toys. She asks to see another behind the counter and asks the price. " How much for the plaid one"
He responds $250.
She is happy to pay and takes the device at $250.
The owner returns and asks how the day went.
The helper responds.
"I sold two toys. One for $25, one for $35 and I also sold your thermos for $250.[/green]

 

LOL... Here's mine:

A brunnet, redhead, and blonde went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunnet: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?"
Brunnet: "Bourbon and Coke"
Redhead: "And I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What is a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic"
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What is a 15?"
Blonder: "7 and 7"

 

Blonde, Brunette and Redhead at a doc's office, getting pregnancy tests:
Brunette: I heard that woman on top gives you the best chance of getting a girl, so I'm hoping for a baby girl!
Redhead: I heard that missionary gives you the best chance for a boy, so I'm hoping for a baby boy!
Blonde: Oh no, I don't want a doggy!