Tell the INS you snuck across the border from Mexico and you're here to collect gov't aid, commit credit card fraud and deal drugs. Then MALDEF will fight for your citizenship.

 

Thank you for the correction!

 

just marry an american broad

 

don't forget the prenup though

 

Obama hasnt done anything and wont during presidency

 

My Sister is an immigration lawyer because they make it so hard to get legal here, plus any small law violation is blown out of proportion. It seems like the good ones find it hard to stay but you can't get rid of the bad ones.

I hope it works out for you.

 

thats true, it's always been my opinion that immigrants could get picked off the street and get detained till the authorities find a reason to detain them