Strangely enough, he doesn't talk like that in real life.

 

 

Things to do on your last day:

Curse out a passenger.
Grab a few beers from the refreshment cart.
Open the emergency escape hatch and slide to freedom.

 

I plan on getting on the airport PA and telling everyone to Fuk off and next time anybody wants to complain about a delay or bad landing, get your fat lazy asses off the plane and walk next time

 

don't forget to grab two beers and jump

 

Haha.

 

pmmmmmmm

 

His accent doesn't really come through in typing though.

 

I'd say tough it out and go for Captain. If that doesn't work out than try a career change.

There are a couple times where I thought I was screwed jobwise but somehow interesting work came up and it got better.

And believe me, I deal with very retarded people and regulations every single day. Some weeks are very overwhelming. Games like GTA4, Red Dead Redemption (where you can kill randomly and be evil) and other out of work activities keep me sane.

 

If you're seriously looking for a career change and just want help with your resume, I'd say that you should go to a professional service and get it done right. They'll be able to ask you the right questions about your experiences/personality and put those into words/phrases that prospective employers look for and understand.
There are also books you can read about resume writing, but honestly, I think it'd be worth it to get help from the pros. If you have certain jobs in mind that you'll be looking for, they can probably write a few different variations of your resume targetted specifically to those fields/companies.