http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?s...1eac____&page=0

From what I can tell, most options are between $3k and $20K witha couple under $200ish. Money-grubbing bitch.

 

sounds like a winner... (for someone... definitely not me.. )

 

Guys are easier. Blow me.

 

I like number 8.

"Here's your spa! Here's your bag!"
"This looks like my apartment."
"Welp, either way, it's not my place. Good luck!"

 

lolololol.
sure , i'll pay that when my "$hit turnes purple and smells like rainbow sherb"

 

This article needs to be tied back to the women equality thread. This is why we're different and not equal.

 

Allow me to retort:

1. Pack Your Bags
Seeing as I only showed up with my toothbrush, condoms, and Tobasco sauce, this shouldn't be a problem.

2. Buy Me a New Atlas and Globe
Alright, call me Mr. Big Spender, I found you an Atlas and Globe. . . yeah, it's got this place called "Rhodesia" and "The Union of Soviet Socialist Repbulics. . . " hey, they're both new to you.

3. Do Something Special for My Parents
I'm going to save them tons on your wedding. Trust Me.

4. Relax Me
I'll be out of your hair in just a bit; even then, I prefer to watch SportsCenter at my place.

5. Help Me Work Out
Sure. Get Naked.

6. Edify Me
Hey, I paid for parking at the Museum! Okay, so the admission was free. . . what's your point?

7. Please My Palate
I'll give you one less thing to gag on. . . in just a moment.

8. Send Me Packing
Done and done.

 

Well done Send that over to her

 

where's #9. #### Me.

 

See #5.