[QUOTE]By Michelle Nichols

 

 

Are you auditioning to be the official S2KI.com newsanchor?

Not that I mind. I live in a closet.

Uh, not that i'm hiding in the closet ... i mean i'm straight....real straight...uh...i'm gonna watch some hot heterosexual porn now.

*shuts door*

 

you were just chatting, right?

a news anchor that sends pron in encoded messages through the signal that comes into your conveniently concealed receiver device hidden inside your tv

 

not!

 

You lie!! I have no porn. And I got the lube all ready. Oh no, I've said too much. I must die.

 

if dying is what you want, there is an area of exposed wiring behind your tv, touch and ZAPPP!!!

 

man, you're just mean and cruel. Now, excuse me. I have some wires to chew on.

 

just how old are you?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DR. JEKYLL
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