SNUBBED LIBYA, CHINA & SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL"
Other Nations Start Own Clubs

(AAP) Beijing: Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of
Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of
Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union
address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having,
for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're
the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
they conceded they did ask if they could join the "Axis of Evil".

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein.

"This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany,
Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret
handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

The Axis Pandemic

International reaction to Bush's "Axis of Evil" declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had
formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and
Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and
Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of
Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Olympics"; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That
Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America",
while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries
That Are Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish
Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun
of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected
the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'guay",
accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

 

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FDLOL

 

LOL

 

The Onion? Nice piece.

 

Oh man, that was hillarious!

 

Way way way way way too funny for me to be reading at this time of the morning in the office

 

O.K... That was REALLY funny!!