WARNING: This is thoroughly inane and would probably make far more sense after consuming a fair quantity of the abovementioned beverage.

Beer.

 

Har! I like it!! As I swig another one!!!

 

 

"Thoroughly inane" is right on the money.

 

I will not reveal the total extent of my technical knowledge, for many reasons!!! But I will tell you some of what I know!! Lets just say I have been trained in:
1) Internet protocols, including the relative data packet size restrictions imposed by many ISP's. I can invade any target without an attachment!
2) The internals of any web activity, as dynamic as it is!!!
3) having being trained in the internals of UNIX and TCP/IP, and have work experience in these areas.
4) I am also very well versed in the mainframe world, can code Assembler, and can do almost anything on an IBM mainframe!
5) Other things you may not even be able to handle the truth about!!!!

The bottom line is, I'm just a grunt!!!! No big ego here, I know where I stand!!! I take orders and act upon them!!!!

Har!!! Are we having fun yet?

 

This would definitely have been more funny after drinking a bunch of beer.