In the beginning,
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In the beginning,
In the beginning, all the body parts of man had an argument over who was going to be the boss.
The brain said- 'I will be, because I do all the thinking.'
The heart said- 'I will be, without me, no oxygen gets to the brain.'
The stomach said- 'I will be, without me, no energy gets to the heart.'
Then, the asshole chirped- 'I want to be the boss.'
All the other body parts just laughed and lauged.
So, the asshole got mad and just pinched himself shut for a few days.
After awhile, the brain couldn't think; the heart couldn't hold a steady beat; the stomach couldn't process the food.
This just proved once and for all you don't have to be a brain to be the boss.
You just have to be an asshole.
The brain said- 'I will be, because I do all the thinking.'
The heart said- 'I will be, without me, no oxygen gets to the brain.'
The stomach said- 'I will be, without me, no energy gets to the heart.'
Then, the asshole chirped- 'I want to be the boss.'
All the other body parts just laughed and lauged.
So, the asshole got mad and just pinched himself shut for a few days.
After awhile, the brain couldn't think; the heart couldn't hold a steady beat; the stomach couldn't process the food.
This just proved once and for all you don't have to be a brain to be the boss.
You just have to be an asshole.
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