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Beware the RED SRT-4!

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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 06:58 AM
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awesome thread on H-I, gets good around the second page

I heard he had to get his car de-tuned because under WOT the torque started reversing the earth...like in that superman movie
I heard that at the end of the 1/4 mile he's actually younger than when he left the start.
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 07:02 AM
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right...
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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lol def good stuff lol. Loving the quote about the negative size of his penis due to fastness of the car lol.

Mike
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 09:44 AM
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Too many tired Chuck Norris jokes, but I lol'd at the ecu tune being done by Stephen Hawking.
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Oct 19 2006, 01:44 PM
Too many tired Chuck Norris jokes, but I lol'd at the ecu tune being done by Stephen Hawking.
Although I didn't get past page 2. Too much tired hating on SRT's in general
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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They weren't hating on the srt-4 just joking around. The kid that was joking in the beginning owns the car they were talking about. I believe his srt-4 is pulling 450 horse at the wheels and running the 1/4 in or around mid 11's.

Mike
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 10:46 AM
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Great find
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 01:41 PM
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Some pretty good cracks going on in there. I LOL at a few of them.
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Old Oct 19, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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renamed pluto


Some guy who works for the government was so confident he'd beat the red SRT4 in a race he bet that he'd do ANYTHING the owner of the SRT4 asked. Of course, the government guy lost and as a result Pluto is no longer a planet.
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