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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 10:04 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 10:08 AM
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Reminds me of a story. Three years ago, I had a drilling job in a really skuzzy part of LA, near Watts, dawn start. All my crew and equipment were parked in the red, waiting for the owner to let us in. An LAPD came by twice, threatening to give us all parking tickets. We had to get around the back, which fronted on a bad residential neighborhood. I drove around the block twice looking for this guy. Finally, the business next door opened and let us in and off the street. We're still waiting for the owner. I'm sitting in my car when this skinny black chick that looked like death warmed over, wearing a black hood, rapped on my window. I rolled it down and she said "You want some sex?" It's now about 6:30 AM. I said "no." She got this extremely indignant look on her face, said "Well, you drove around the block twice!" and left in a huff.
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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"cracker with a 2 inch penis"
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 10:10 AM
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Oh, BTW, I have to go back to the same place, which has since burned down, and drill again for the new owner. Ain't life great!
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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Gonna get some this time?
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 12:00 PM
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I don't think so.
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Old Mar 27, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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That made my day
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Old Mar 28, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 27 2007, 01:08 PM
Reminds me of a story. Three years ago, I had a drilling job in a really skuzzy part of LA, near Watts, dawn start. All my crew and equipment were parked in the red, waiting for the owner to let us in. An LAPD came by twice, threatening to give us all parking tickets. We had to get around the back, which fronted on a bad residential neighborhood. I drove around the block twice looking for this guy. Finally, the business next door opened and let us in and off the street. We're still waiting for the owner. I'm sitting in my car when this skinny black chick that looked like death warmed over, wearing a black hood, rapped on my window. I rolled it down and she said "You want some sex?" It's now about 6:30 AM. I said "no." She got this extremely indignant look on her face, said "Well, you drove around the block twice!" and left in a huff.
hahahahahaha that's great, it's like they got a signal set up
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Mar 27 2007, 04:38 AM
at least then i would get me some dicksucking for the late rate...
Dip your wick in vodka when you're done.
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