sea donkey is a great term. i have only had one truly blind date. surprisingly, it went well. i was actually with my ex gf when i got a call from a guy i knew through her. he told me he was at a party in another state with this chic who went to my school and i needed to talk to her. next night, i met up with her. super cute, sexually aggressive, tight body. she ended up having some emotional issues that became apparent after a couple weeks. always talking about her ex bf, insecure at the weirdest time. time to gtfo

i told her i couldn't do a sexual relationship without an emotional one. she still digs me and i see her every once in a while to maintain the possibility of a booty call.

 

 

1. Never make a dinner date.

1a. Never make a dinner date with a blind setup.

2. If you have to make a dinner date, find someplace "artificially nice." Most suburban feed houses fit the bill.

3. Have a small meal before the date.

4. When you get to the restaurant, order a salad. Only chicks with bigger balls than you will "overorder" you. She'll have a salad.

If you order the steak, that leaves her open to Surf N' Turf. Order a salad, and she *might* get a salad with chicken on it. . . .maybe.

5. Yeah, you should've gotten pictures, but even then, that doesn't cut it usually.

We've all had Coyote Arm at some point or another. If some guy says he hasn't; then he really hasn't found his limits.

There is no morale to this story. However, the moral is, don't set the initial bar so high.

 

You need to get one of those bumper stickers that says "No fat chicks, car will scrape," and then just walk her out to your car and point at it then say "Sorry, Honda policy."

 

Ya....don't want to void a warranty and all

 

Here's my blind-date-from-hell story. Enjoy:

[QUOTE]I dont think I could even begin to remember all the ****ed up shit from last night...

Started out with a 20-min walk to the front gate to meet this girl.

 

wow " sea Donkey" thats Hilarious !!!! good job on the duck out!!!

 

Forget that...we all know everyone is laughing @, not with...

 

You saved the S. Good job

 

which mortons did u go to?