Blind date gone bad thread.
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From: Irvine
Originally Posted by GPMike,Feb 18 2008, 05:59 PM
He didn't....and its a good thing. His bill for her alone probably would have set him back 5 Benjamins.
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Good story, I wish I'd taken a page from your book when I had a bad blind date situation.
Not too long after my girlfriend of a couple years and I broke up I was on the computer goofing around and ended up chatting on MSN with a girl I'd met through a friend at one point. It was a Wednesday night, I had work in the morning, but she invited me to come out with her and a group of her friends that she said I'd like, so I obliged. I jumped in my car and called up a buddy of mine and told him to travel 3 cities west to join us.
I arrived at the house of a girl who was a nanny for some family, she had arrived from Ireland a month prior. There were 5 of them hanging out there having drinks and dancing around and all but the Irish nanny were smoking hot. Being pretty psyched at this point I texted my friend and confirmed that this would likely be a fun night.
I went out with the girls to a bar after getting to know them better and was pleased with the different conversations that went on. As the night progressed and different people joined us and I slowly learned over the course of few hours that the girl I knew from before actually had a boyfriend at the time. 3 hot girls remaining. More time passed and one of the other hot girls left...to meet up with her boyfriend. 2 hot girls remaining. More time passed and the night was nearing a close and one girl left because she was supposed to be at work the next morning, 5 hours later. 1 hot girl remaining....and a dirty chubby, crass Irish nanny.
Now when I say this girl was rough, I mean it. She was huge, rude, belching, calling me a pussy for not wanting to compete in a whiskey shot competition with her on a work night, etc etc. A real prize.
The end of the night rolls around and we all venture off on foot back to the nanny's house. Remaining on the list of people is me, my buddy, last hot girl, and the girl I knew from before. Now as we arrive at the house the last hot girl is not feeling well and apologetically leaves to go home and the girl friend of mine goes to take care of her. Uh oh. Me, my buddy and the Irish nanny alone.
We go inside for a final drink before leaving the house and ugly nanny decides to offer us a tour of the house. I oblige, however my friend decides to sit in the living room listening to music. As we take a little walk around I'm wise to the fact that she is trying to get me to her bedroom so I claim it wouldn't be very gentlemanly of me to go there. She literally pulls me in there and wastes no time in skipping the tour and removing as much clothing as she can despite me actually saying "NO. STOP IT, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!" She proceeded to actually begin attempting to take advantage of me forcibly. I quickly thought things through and decided I'd stop resisting to get her guard down, and once I'd accomplished that I pulled my pants up, grabbed my shirt and took off running downstairs. I yelled to my friend as I ran to the front door, "Let's go!!! Hurry!" and he grabbed his shoes and ran after me. We jumped in my car and I explained the events to him and I drove away, VTECless because the engine was still cold.
Scary night.
Not too long after my girlfriend of a couple years and I broke up I was on the computer goofing around and ended up chatting on MSN with a girl I'd met through a friend at one point. It was a Wednesday night, I had work in the morning, but she invited me to come out with her and a group of her friends that she said I'd like, so I obliged. I jumped in my car and called up a buddy of mine and told him to travel 3 cities west to join us.
I arrived at the house of a girl who was a nanny for some family, she had arrived from Ireland a month prior. There were 5 of them hanging out there having drinks and dancing around and all but the Irish nanny were smoking hot. Being pretty psyched at this point I texted my friend and confirmed that this would likely be a fun night.
I went out with the girls to a bar after getting to know them better and was pleased with the different conversations that went on. As the night progressed and different people joined us and I slowly learned over the course of few hours that the girl I knew from before actually had a boyfriend at the time. 3 hot girls remaining. More time passed and one of the other hot girls left...to meet up with her boyfriend. 2 hot girls remaining. More time passed and the night was nearing a close and one girl left because she was supposed to be at work the next morning, 5 hours later. 1 hot girl remaining....and a dirty chubby, crass Irish nanny.
Now when I say this girl was rough, I mean it. She was huge, rude, belching, calling me a pussy for not wanting to compete in a whiskey shot competition with her on a work night, etc etc. A real prize.
The end of the night rolls around and we all venture off on foot back to the nanny's house. Remaining on the list of people is me, my buddy, last hot girl, and the girl I knew from before. Now as we arrive at the house the last hot girl is not feeling well and apologetically leaves to go home and the girl friend of mine goes to take care of her. Uh oh. Me, my buddy and the Irish nanny alone.
We go inside for a final drink before leaving the house and ugly nanny decides to offer us a tour of the house. I oblige, however my friend decides to sit in the living room listening to music. As we take a little walk around I'm wise to the fact that she is trying to get me to her bedroom so I claim it wouldn't be very gentlemanly of me to go there. She literally pulls me in there and wastes no time in skipping the tour and removing as much clothing as she can despite me actually saying "NO. STOP IT, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!" She proceeded to actually begin attempting to take advantage of me forcibly. I quickly thought things through and decided I'd stop resisting to get her guard down, and once I'd accomplished that I pulled my pants up, grabbed my shirt and took off running downstairs. I yelled to my friend as I ran to the front door, "Let's go!!! Hurry!" and he grabbed his shoes and ran after me. We jumped in my car and I explained the events to him and I drove away, VTECless because the engine was still cold.
Scary night.
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Originally Posted by Project22a,Feb 16 2008, 11:55 PM
Bucket seats will keep the fat ones away.
"Um... not to sound rude, but since your car is broken down, and I have racing seats that you wont fit in, we are going to have to reschedule."
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Originally Posted by 3vilmonkey!,Feb 19 2008, 02:10 AM
YEP Zeta IIIs FTW.
"Um... not to sound rude, but since your car is broken down, and I have racing seats that you wont fit in, we are going to have to reschedule."
"Um... not to sound rude, but since your car is broken down, and I have racing seats that you wont fit in, we are going to have to reschedule."
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Feb 18 2008, 09:25 PM
She literally pulls me in there and wastes no time in skipping the tour and removing as much clothing as she can despite me actually saying "NO. STOP IT, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!"
... i'm sorry, but seeing those words come out from a guy is pretty hilarious.
just sorta, unexpected. lol.
good job on keeping your standards up despite being (somewhat?) knocked-up
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From: Terrell, TX
Originally Posted by Neutered Sputniks,Feb 19 2008, 02:30 AM
Hmm...maybe it is a good idea to put a Recaro in the passenger seat as well...
to the OP, funny story. nice way to safe face. LOL
