A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him, leads him out to the lumberyard, and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks,"What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That’s 3/4" knotty pine plywood." "That's right",” says the manager. “Now try this one." "That’s 1 1/8 half round oak floor dowling," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager. How about this one?" "That's 4x6 walnut ceiling beam." That's right, says the manager. Wait right here." With that, the manager walks away and approaches his secretary. "I need a favor. There's this blind guy in the lumberyard who's just fucking with my head. I want you to pull down your panties and lay down on the ground." She replies "What are you talking about? That's not in my job description." The manager says "Please, I'll give you a big raise." She replies "OK" and does it. The manager leads ther blind guy over to her and says "OK, you get this one right and you've got the job." The blind man smells her crotch, pauses, thinks, and says "You can't fool me, that's the shit house door off a tuna boat!"

 

I giggled.

 

Funny!

 

7.3251/10

 

do you have pics of the crotch smelling pansy?

 

Negative, airman.

 

I recall the joke from my youth, but I don't remember the ending being so crude....

 

2/10, and that's only cause I'm in the wood industry.

 

meh... this one 1/10