A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures
her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her
several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time
choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen
inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a
room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!"