Me and one of my good friends, Dan, were skating today and we got to talking about guys who ditch their good friends for girls. We came to the conclusion that ditching friends for girls is dumb. The main reason is because friends will be there for you. Girls will always go for the next good looking guy who has more money than you. Friends will almost always be there unless you piss them off . Here is the main point- Friends will be there for you more likely than a girlfriend will be. Always choose bros before hoes.

 

let's wait 'till you fall in love, my friend...

 

ahhh but it is written in the man handbook, Even if you have had plans for months, you can cancel at a moments notice if it involves you tagging a real hottie...

Bros understand

 

I have been in love before and I would have of ditched the date for my friends any day. It is just more fun with your friends.

 

... then she dumbed you...

haha! j/ k... just playing with ya.

 

I'd hate it if a friend of mine gave up a chance at some tail just to hang out with me.

 

yeah! bros before hoes!

 

bros before hoes only takes effect if they are whipped....cuz then that sucks and you gotta step in and do somethin

 

If my bro tells me that he won't make it... I won't be pissed as long as the reason involve girls... A real bro WOULD understand

 

well, i think that chic can only come first if the guy hasn't hit yet. come to think of it, it should always be bros before hoes, when hoes are the operative word.

<snoop's voice>
we don't love dem hoes.