While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan." An old master sargeant, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit." "That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crew member. "We no longer call it the cockpit. It's the box office."

 

 

I believe it was a play upon the word "box" which is common slang term for female genetalia

 

I got it.... it was ok... dont think most people will get it though...

 

The hot box

 

I was almost there. Just on the verge of a chuckle, but I just couldn't muster it.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0 [/media]

 

Yo, dawg! I heard you like boxes, so we put a box in yo box, so you can **** while you ****!

 

who the hell calls it a box

 

more like a ball and chain if you ask me