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Cant find the woman of your dreams?

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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:12 AM
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I was always told to see what a woman's mom looks like. That will tell you more than anything.

Also, see what she looks like first thing in the morning and/or without make up on.
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:16 AM
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Id hit it
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Nov 3 2009, 10:11 AM
She looks like a nasty old $$$$$$ star now thats had it in her ass seven thousand times too many.
I totally agree... she looks like a trailor trash slut turned pr0n star....
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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F?!
f for fail! heh. no thanks!
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rex Leo,Nov 3 2009, 11:12 AM
Also, see what she looks like first thing in the morning and/or without make up on.
i always tried to get that out of the way on the 1st date.
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:31 AM
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I'd **** the shit out of her, but then again, I have a soft spot for classless trashy looking porn star whore bags.
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:40 AM
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Does she cook a good breakfast?
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:42 AM
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Its probably like banging a blow up doll with all that plastic.


But hey, I like my blow up doll quite a bit!
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobert,Nov 3 2009, 10:42 AM
Its probably like banging a blow up doll with all that plastic.


But hey, I like my blow up doll quite a bit!
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 08:05 AM
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p.s. quikie, you don't listen to MJ in the morning do you?
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