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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 05:01 AM
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A plastic surgeon has told how he chose a dowdy girl as his bride - so he could sculpt her into his ideal wife. Reza Vossough hated 33-year-old Cany's body, but they tied the knot anyway after he spotted her "potential".

He performed eight operations to change her chest, thighs, eyes and face.

Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600g of silicone into her body, boosting her size A chest to a giant F cup.


He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and de-creased her forehead.


The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck ops to her bum, tummy and thighs and countless Botox injections.

Only after £18,000 of cosmetic surgery did Reza, 48, fall in love with her. But busty Cany, now a model, is thrilled with her new image. She said: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."




Reza, who operates on 1,200 patients a year at his Berlin clinic, said of his skills: "It's almost like being God - you have the ability to change nature.

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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 05:09 AM
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 05:15 AM
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Thats all fine and good until she leaves your ass and takes half your shit
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobert,Nov 3 2009, 08:15 AM
Thats all fine and good until she leaves your ass and takes half your shit
exactly what I was thinking....
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobert,Nov 3 2009, 09:15 AM
Thats all fine and good until she leaves your ass and takes half your shit
not if he wants his plastic back... she's screwed!
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 06:40 AM
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So this is pretty much like a car mechanic buying a fixer upper for himself.
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 06:50 AM
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Would be hot if the boobs weren't bigger than my ass.
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mondo131,Nov 3 2009, 09:50 AM
Would be hot if the boobs weren't bigger than my ass.
Right... I heard this story on the radio and she has has like 3 breast augmentations.. shes currently at like a size F
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Nov 3 2009, 09:29 AM
exactly what I was thinking....
me too
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Old Nov 3, 2009 | 07:11 AM
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She looks like a nasty old $$$$$$ star now thats had it in her ass seven thousand times too many.
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