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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 09:58 AM
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic man chirps "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic gent says "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic man then says "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness.'" Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "Well?" She proudly replies "I have a daughter: slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say 'Oh my God!'"
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 10:07 AM
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http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...t%3D42%26um%3D1

close enough?
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 10:09 AM
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heh...
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Feb 17 2010, 11:07 AM
Too short, but that's OK.
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 02:13 PM
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10/10
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 02:27 PM
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hehe nice, works well with the pic imo.
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Old Feb 17, 2010 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Feb 17 2010, 02:07 PM


That'll do

and the joke



8/10
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