Caused by having no sex?
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Originally Posted by kumainu,Jan 28 2007, 06:24 PM
Oh, yes, oh, yes! Very serious! The guy is starving for sex and wants it. I've known him for years and he's been getting stranger and stranger these days. I think it must be the lack of sex to "clean out" his head.
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Of course he masterbates, who doesn't?! But it's not like the real thing. I think I'm gonna order him an escort for his b-day. She'll take him out around town for fun, then go back to his place to relieve. 
If he still acts strangely after that, I'm dumping his crazy European ass. 
I've been friends with him for several years and even I sometimes can't take his strange conversations, let alone girls.
He likes Asian girls, so once in a while, I take him to some Asian bars. When he strikes up conversations with girls, it's like a repellent. One time he came up to an Asian girl and asked, "Do you speak English?" She was irritated and said, "Better than you!" I couldn't help but laughed. He used to be much smoother, but now his game is so off. Poor fella!
If he still acts strangely after that, I'm dumping his crazy European ass. I've been friends with him for several years and even I sometimes can't take his strange conversations, let alone girls.He likes Asian girls, so once in a while, I take him to some Asian bars. When he strikes up conversations with girls, it's like a repellent. One time he came up to an Asian girl and asked, "Do you speak English?" She was irritated and said, "Better than you!"
I couldn't help but laughed. He used to be much smoother, but now his game is so off. Poor fella!
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From: Doh!!
it's obvious who this "friend" is.
it's kinda like when a guy comes to a doctor and ask "ahem, I have a close friend who has STD and he wants to know what meds to take".
Hmmmm....
if you need more clue, see 50 first dates.
it's kinda like when a guy comes to a doctor and ask "ahem, I have a close friend who has STD and he wants to know what meds to take".
Hmmmm....
if you need more clue, see 50 first dates.