Hell send him to vegas for a visit to the Bunny ranch, legal and fun!

 

That sounds doubly funny coming from LubedKoala.

 

Get him to foot the bill for you 2 to go to amsterdam. Buy him a lay, and he can buy you some brownies.

 

Not happening! The wifie would never allow, plus the guy is too cheap.

I'll report back next month if the "escort plan" works. Maybe I'll take some pics too.

 

His b-day is quickly approaching and per advice from some people, I just looked into craigslist.com, searched for "Asian escort" and came up with this (not bad at all and reasonable price):

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ers/278796680.html

What's GFE? She just says massage or going out but does not mention sex.

What do you guys think? Reasonable?

 

GFE= girlfriend experience - despite my wide (and sometimes disturbing) array of experience in the area of "money for sex," I don't know this one. Look it up.

She cannot mention sex openly. She won't even touch the money the same time you do.

I wouldn't trust the photos, but she'll probably get the job done.

On the other hand, dude lives in the Seattle area and cant' get laid?!?!?!?!

 

Looking at the pics makes me want her for myself. Yum!

I don't know what "girlfriend experience" involves, but if it doesn't include sex, it's a waste of money. I'm not about to pay for his getting a massage. He needs more than a massage. Looking the pics, I think I'd want in too.

 

 

Where exaclty in europe is this fellow from?