I was cruising around the car-stats website and I thought, I wonder what the slowest production car ever made is. So, I leave this challenge up to you. Check out this site for cars:
http://www.car-stats.com/
And post any cars that you think are just too slow, or that you found funny.

Here is my best so far, but I am still looking:

1993 Geo Metro Lsi Convertible 0-60 - 13.8 ___ 1/4 - 19.4

-Brandon

 

Hey teh slowest one isn't even on the webpage:

197x Chevy Chevette Diesel. 0-60 maybe!

 

I found a new one:

1993 AM General Hummer 0-60 - 20.2_______1/4 - 21.8

It's funny, the 0-60 and ET are almost the same, must be some amazing trap speeds!

 

How about an early to mid 50's Porsche Speedster/356x? They ripsnorted from 0 to 60 in about 15 seconds...

 

Mine, no contest.

 

I'm still looking for definitive numbers, but I would certainly believe the Renault Deux Chevaux (2cv) is right up (or is it down?) there...

 

LOL

Pretty close, 1999 Saab 9-3 7.2 15.5@92

But I think the 900 just gets ya...
1982 Saab 900 13.8___1/4 - 19.3

 

Some old Land Rover from the 60's, I think some of them couldn't make it to 60mph

 

My 1947 Willys CJ-2A would only do 60 mph before I got an overdrive. You'd need an hour glass for the 1/4 mile times. I'm guessing around 20sec 0-60. Only 60 hp with 134 cu in. It'll go almost straight up though.

SanDogDewey

 

how about the smart car...how fast are those?