In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for the
crusades and called one of his squires. "I'm leaving for the crusades. I'm entrusting
you with the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you
may use the key."

The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one
last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling,
"Stop! Stop! Sire. Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

 

Hahahaha, that's good stuff.

 

Hehehehe...awesome!

 

LOL!

 

that's great!

 

Homer Simpson once said, "It's funny because it's true." Knowing the nature of people, it wouldn't surprise me if this happened more than once.

 

thats great

 

 

I'll have slained him right before I left ...