Cheating is only bad if you get caught, otherwise your innocent until proven guilty.



Also if you are in different time zones then it's not cheating. Imagine, you are on vacation in China and it is 11:35pm and your girlfriend is back home and it is 2:17pm. Since there is no such thing as time travel, she can never be at the same time that you are in so she cant catch up or rewind to your cheating.

* The exception to this is if your girlfriend owns a Delorean, because then she can travel in time and your screwed.

 

dont cheat. be a man. dump the bitch first.

 

When men do it its called cheating and when women do it, its called emotional neglect.

Drill as many hos as you can until you get desparate enough to get married, problem solved!

 

You've clearly never dealt with a woman for any length of time.

You're guilty until proven innocent. Even if there's proof of your innocence, you're still guilty of being capable of cheating.

This is about the time you walk out the door with no drama, and never talk to her again.

 

 

 

Cheating is bad you guys

 

Maaaan I smell a double standard brewing. How many times does a girl keep a security blanket around when cheating? I think they do it 100X more than we do simply because they have more opportinity.

Im with Jay Z every step of the way here.

FTW its not cheating if youre not married IMO, thats why its called "Dating" now, a term designed by women to "Keep their options open" and we know what that entails.

In the wise words of the Guru Jay Z

Thug em

**** em

Love em

Leave em, cause I dont ****in need em.

 

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were you abused by a female cop at some point in your life? Cause that would kind of explain everything.

 

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i would never cheat on you, sexy

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