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Chicken stuffed with cocaine is recipe for arrest

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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 04:30 PM
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CHANTILLY, Va. (AP) - Customs inspectors at Dulles International Airport say they have arrested a man from Guatemala who was carrying a cooked chicken stuffed with more than $4,000 worth of cocaine.

Customs and Border Protection spokesman Steve Sapp says agents decided the fully cooked chicken that 32-year-old Wagner Mauricio Linares Aragon brought with him on a flight Saturday from El Salvador warranted closer inspection.

Inside the chicken's cavity they say they found two small, clear bags that contained about 60 grams - about 2.3 ounces - of powder cocaine.

Linares Aragon is being held awaiting trial on felony drug charges in Loudoun County.
looks like his goose is cooked
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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Wait... I'm confused- What does this have to do with Florida?
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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absolutely nothing
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 05:20 PM
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Ahh the goose that did not lay the golden egg
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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how retarded. wonder if it was just a diversion cuz i don't see how anyone could think they could get a cooked chicken in through customs.
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