Chuck Norris Turns 69 today!
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From: All up in your inner tubes. Whatcha gonna do sucka?
Originally Posted by beanseff,Mar 10 2009, 02:34 PM
yea she told me about that, she told me to tell you go back and practice, but this time with a woman, not your hand
meanwhile, you should practice sentence structure and punctuation.
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Mar 10 2009, 03:13 PM
sure thing, let me know when your mother is available
meanwhile, you should practice sentence structure and punctuation.
meanwhile, you should practice sentence structure and punctuation.
Did you know Mr. Norris is an honorary(sp?) United States Marine?
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.