No that was a stunt double that died and that was supposed to be stated in in closed captions during the scene,but because it looked like Bruce Lee killed him Norris got angry. I'll let you guess what happened next.





(Hint: Chuck killed Lee in real life.)

 

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

* Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
* Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
* When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
* Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
* Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
* Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
* Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
* If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
* Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fark with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
* There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
* Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
* To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
* Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
* The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
* The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
* When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
* Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "farking."
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
* Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
* When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
* Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
* Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

 

When Chuck Norris gets in a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris-ed.

 

techno viking> chuck norris

 

lol thats funny

 

 

I'm not surprised. The dude was tough ("was" because he's now old and no longer tough).

 

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

LOL.