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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 10:15 AM
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Give her some yogurt when she has her mouth open while sleeping.
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Nov 24 2009, 05:34 PM
Sounds like its time for a new chick


She's letting you know who's boss. Expect your blue balls to continue for as long as you are with this chick.
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 10:30 AM
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Screw another chick and tell her about it
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ou818,Nov 25 2009, 11:30 AM
Screw another chick and tell her about it
Ideally, her sister (if she's of age).
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 10:56 AM
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OP Pics or GTFO!
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 12:59 PM
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First off,she is 18 as of 3 months ago.

I've never been the type of guy to jump into the sack with anyone,and I don't have a problem waiting a bit...but the fact that this girl wants to stay over all the time and that its been awhile for me just makes matters worse.

I seriously doubt she has a another bf,she is practically attached to my hip and I'm going to her parents house for dessert tomorrow.

I'm gonna put in alotta effort this weekend,as Its a 4 day weekend for me and I'll be on my A game in the sack if anything happens.
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Nov 25 2009, 01:59 PM
I'll be on my A game in the sack if anything happens.
What's that? 3 minutes?
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Nov 25 2009, 05:59 PM
First off,she is 18 as of 3 months ago.

I've never been the type of guy to jump into the sack with anyone,and I don't have a problem waiting a bit...but the fact that this girl wants to stay over all the time and that its been awhile for me just makes matters worse.

I seriously doubt she has a another bf,she is practically attached to my hip and I'm going to her parents house for dessert tomorrow.

I'm gonna put in alotta effort this weekend,as Its a 4 day weekend for me and I'll be on my A game in the sack if anything happens.
Based on your previous response to her wanting your first time to be special. I say you don't have an A game to be on. More like a C- minus game. Getting laid starts before you get to the bedroom. Maybe your not doing something outside of the bedroom so you can do something inside the bedroom. If you like her then just stay the course. If not just pull your rod out. Who cares how many times she's slept over. That just lets you know 3 possible things. 1: Your "game" is whack. 2. She's a decent chick. 3. all of the above.

And don't put in effort. You're 23 she's 18 wtf effort is there to put in. I would tell you to be yourself but based on your response to her statement I hesitate to tell you to be yourself. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal. When you stop reaching for it it'll fall right to you. Make her feel comfortable by not pressuring her by bringing it up. If she has a decent head on her shoulders she'll see right through you. She'll sleep with you when she's ready. Your goal is to make her comfortable. Once a girl is comfortable with you she'll do anything.

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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by sparrow,Nov 25 2009, 05:26 PM
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.


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edit: oh yeah, TITS OR GTFO!
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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Impulse147,Nov 25 2009, 01:59 PM
I'm gonna put in alotta effort this weekend,as Its a 4 day weekend for me and I'll be on my A game in the sack if anything happens.
Set sail for FAIL.

People want what they can't have. This chick is getting all the attention she needs without having to get you off. This is not an equitable exchange.

Don't call her for a week. Then, out of the blue, give her a call. Meet her at her place. Bring some champagne*, but don't serve her any**; just leave it available.

The clock is ticking; you've got 10 minutes to get to make out, and 45 minutes to get naked.

If you're past the 1:10 mark, put your clothes on, and leave. After that, ICE her.

The exchange is simple. You give her attention, she gives you the . The exchange is on your terms when you're ready.

*Really, you'll probably do better with Martini & Rossi Asti Spumante. If she has a taste for good (read: expensive) champagne, you've probably been barking up the wrong tree for a while.

**Don't furnish people under 21 with booze. That's wrong. However, furnish yourself in a very convenient manner.
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