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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 06:09 AM
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fish in other man
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 07:03 AM
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LOL, they are all funny.
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 07:37 AM
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Funny says
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 08:01 AM
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are you sure confucious said all that? i thought he was Dead
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 11:06 AM
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Too funny.
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 01:31 PM
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Great stuff.
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 01:36 PM
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Man who masterbates on cash register, soon come into money
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 07:35 PM
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Confusius says "She who flys upside down is bound to have crack up"
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by 2kturkey
Confusius says "She who flys upside down is bound to have crack up"
boy, confucious sure likes to say a lot of things
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Old Dec 31, 2001 | 09:06 PM
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Confucious Say......
Sex on TV cannot hurt, unless you fall off
He who laughs last thinks slowest
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