Got a cool bumper sticker idea, something you saw, or a famous quote post it here.


We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

I souport publik edukashun

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!

 

The only one I ever saw that made me laugh out load was

Hows my driving?
1-800-F*CK-YOU

 

that is very funny

 

some good ones (got them from a recent poll on slashdot.org):

Re-elect Gore 2004

BLAME ME: I VOTED FOR NADER

Gas, Grass, or Ass: Nobody Rides for Free

God is Dead -nietzsche ... Nietzsche is Dead - God

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

 

the last one is funny the third one i had seen in person on a car on the passenger window sticker had me laughing all day.

 

This is not from a bumper sticker. I saw it years ago driving around Boston. On the side of a tow truck, it read "Best hookers in town".

 

Seen on a septic company's truck:

"A good flush is better than a full house."

 

those last two very funny

 

Do you have H&R springs?? NOOOO!

 

Around here, you'll see these on bumper stickers and t-shirts about University of South Carolina (aka "the Gamecocks"):

Wet Cocks go deeper. (for the diving team)
Clemson's little pu$$ies can't lick our big Cocks.
You can't lick our Cocks.

The University is trying to stop use of the nickname.

My favorite is still: Nuke a gay baby whale.