Rephah Berg of Oakland triumphed Monday over thousands of entrants from around the world with the following sentence:

"On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained."

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Wow, I thought my workout at the gym was tiring.