The ecomomy is so bad.....
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The ecomomy is so bad.....
The economy's so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy's so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
The economy's so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them & ask if they meant you or them.
The economy's so bad Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy's so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy's so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy's so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy's so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy's so bad Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy's so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy's so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they're looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $23.7 trillion disappear
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy's so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
The economy's so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them & ask if they meant you or them.
The economy's so bad Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy's so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy's so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy's so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy's so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy's so bad Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy's so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy's so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they're looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $23.7 trillion disappear
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Not true. They just have balls to stick out their hands and keep playing private club golf.
Congress runs the biggest ponzi in the world - The social security system.
The economy's so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Congress says they're looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
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From: Cincinnati, OH
Originally Posted by GateCrasher,Nov 11 2009, 02:40 PM
never read it the first time so its new to me!Raptor:
where did you disappear?
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 11 2009, 02:17 PM
The economy's so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them & ask if they meant you or them.