Most Functional English Word

Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.

Some people know their ****, while others don't know the difference between **** and Shinola.

There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s,
There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.

You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.


You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall into a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.

**** happens.

 

and then you die....


oh and you get ****ed in between,

which brings us to our new word, f***

 

I think F*** is more functional

 

Well, F is NOT the most functional word because you really can't say it public. I hear people say S*** more often in public than I do F***. Parent do not get upset with their kids if they say S*** and you know that parents will give their kid a smacking if they said F***. Agreed?

 

funny stuff. But I think you forgot to hit those fancy star buttons.

 

Sht ****

 

I diasagree, I think f*** is the most versatile word in the english language:

The Most Versatile f***ing Word in the English Language:

F*** All
by Anonymous, 1993

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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words
in the English language today is the word "f***". It
is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "f***" falls into many grammatical
categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ed
Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f***ed by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f***), a
passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f***), an
adverb (Mary is f***ing interested in John), or as a
noun (Mary is a terrific f***).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f***ing
beautiful) or an interjection (f***! I'm late for my
date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction
(Mary is easy, f*** she's also stupid). As you can
see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "f***". Aside from its sexual
connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations...

Greetings: "How the f*** are ya?"

Fraud: "I got f***ed by the car dealer."

Resignation: "Oh, f*** it!"

Trouble: "I guess I'm f***ed now."

Aggression: "f*** YOU!"

Disgust: "f*** me."

Confusion: "What the f***?!"

Difficulty: "I don't understand this f***ing
business!"

Despair: "f***ed again..."

Pleasure: "I f***ing couldn't be happier."

Displeasure: "What the f*** is going on here?"

Lost: "Where the f*** are we?"

Disbelief: "UNf***ING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation: "Up your f***ing ass!"

Denial: "I didn't f***ing do it."

Perplexity: "I know f*** all about it."

Apathy: "Who really gives a f***, anyhow?"

Greetings: "How the f*** are ya?"

Suspicion: "Who the f*** are you?"

Panic: "Let's get the f*** out of here."

Directions: "f*** off!"

Disbelief: "How the f*** did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a
f***ing asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five f***ing
thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with
this f***ing job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother f***er."

It can be political- "f*** Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people
throughout history:

"What the f*** was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f***ing gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna f***ing find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to f***ing roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the f***ing woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What f***ing map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any f***ing idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so f***ing look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the f*** did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the f***ing ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"f*** a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its f***ing there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna f***ing rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered f***ing showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in my
head."
- John F. Kennedy

As you can clearly see, the word "f***" is indeed, one
of the most useful and versatile in the whole f***ing English
language... The End.

 

Hey! there are some US dudes who can use the English language after all

 

The interesting thing about F*** is that in the NYC metro area, people drop the F-bomb all the F***in time. . . To the point that most people in the region have become immune to it. . .

But outside of the area, I've noticed that most people don't drop it too often. . .

Oh well. F*** It.

 

I would agree. every other F***** word out of my f***** mouth is f***. You just have to watch who the F*** you talk to most of the f**** time.