The wife is trying to sleep and the husband is reading. Every so often, the husband puts his hand under the sheet and touches his wife's crotch. The wife then takes off her nightie ready for a night of daggering. The husband says, "Oh not tonight darling, I'm trying to read." She shouts back, "Why the hell did you start with all the foreplay?" He replies, "That wasn't foreplay, I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages."

 

2/10

 

1/10

 

weak

 

sauce

 

He must be turning ghey

 

Ewwwwwwwww