Wana hear some good stories of those we have crop dusted or bathrooms that have been damaged beyond repair!

My favorite happened in a starbucks once, not sure what I ate but my bellow was roaring and growling like a lion. Went into a starbucks and the line was insanely long!! So I went to the front of the line and the pressure was so bad I swore I was gonna crap myself, but no, I was lucky enough for to be a slow, hot SBD and it lasted the full length of the line.., which was about 15 people. Needless to say half of them left and the other half were too damn resilient... next time im gonna try a bottle of liquid ass.


The other was at work... for some odd reason we have these damn ladies that will walk clear across the hospital just to use our bathroom and they are very routine with their timing. So me and a coworker have been eating saw grass to leave them a present and a message. Sure enough one day I start building pressure and head on in the bathroom about 2-3 minutes before one of the girls show up. My god it sounded like a cross between a WW2 battle field and a drowning duck in there. The smell was similar to a stale corpse and a dead cat rotting in the sun. The best part is when I come out theres the girl! She had a huge smile on her face and I had to tell her that her happiness was to be short lived. My buddy was around the corner and said he heard it all and gave me a high five, we got them!!

 

Fart on a cop, go to jail!!

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I just took a dukki that has like a foot and some long.
when I saw it I was lk How the F*%$ is this shit gonna flush?

 

it flushed eventually.

 

Play by play ftw.

 

Keepin' it classy.


Our favorite thing at work is hot boxing an office.