"Who's gloves are these? What are you fvcking O.J.?"
"Wac Donalds is tearing this family apart!"

 

All of those are awesome, but nobody has mentioned my favorite, when he goes to see the sick kid at his house. The kid wants to play basketball on PS2, and Dave starts whopping his ass!

"I'm to real for ya Billy!"
"What, you didn't think I have a Playstation too, I'm rich bitch!"

Awesome skit!

 

"Mayday, mayday, we gotta crackhead lifting up the bus!"

 

I can't tell you if I watch the show, but I can tell you I plead the FIZIFTH!! I almost peed myself at this weeks episode. Especially when Charlie Murphy is playing basketball with Prince..."shoot the J, SHOOT IT!" "then he took us inside an served us pancakes"

 

My wife is a store manager at Blockbuster and she can rent movies before their street date. As a surprise she brought me home season 1 on DVD that comes out on Tues the 24th. LOVE IT! It has all kinds of skits that never made it to air and its unsensered so it comes with all the nipples and "shit"s that were edited out for Comedy Central.

While on the topic,"YOU BEEN ZAPPED!"

 

this DVD is good also

 

[white man voice]"I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that." [/white man voice] Chip is hilarious. Killing Them Softly is definately worth picking up.

I didn't know the Season 1 DVD had unaired skits ... now I have to get that too.

 

I plead the FIF. 1.2.3.4........FIF.......FIVE.......FFEEEEEEEEEEHH HEEEHHEEEEEEEF.

 

my new motto
"I'M BROKE NIGGA,.. BROKE!"
dave chapelle has the greatest lines!