Yes it is! Lehigh Valley (Allentown, Easton, Bethlehem)

 

I knew it! And here I thought that only the male employees did that.

 

I find if I use any regular deoderant, it burns. I have to use antiperspirant/deoderant. So it clogs up your sweat pores in your armpits and comes out of your facial sweat pores. Awesome. Carry on.

 

To complete my report, are you located at 211 Palmer Park Mall, Easton, PA (610) 515-1530?

 

I would think the store number or franchisee code would cover all of that info & some

 

Yes.

 

This is why I visit "off topic". Where else can you have someone babble on about his bowel movement schedule or someone proudly proclaim that they're too cheap to buy deodorant that doesn't burn their armpits?
Degree deodorant FTW my friend!
Good stuff....

 

mmmmmmmmm

 

1. Don't worry about Raptor's Geo Metro. He does not work for Verizon. He's a puke green piece of turd bait. He has 3 cylinders and no penis.

2. If Tina tans in that place, pics are a necessity!

3. I forget what 3 was for.

 

I also just had a 300lb woman take a shit in my bathroom. Its a good think I just restocked our supply of Glade. In about an hour, I get to use our pos asthmatic vaccum to clean the floors and then de-louse the bathroom since im sure that 300lb monstrsity left a present for me.

My afternoons here are pretty hit or miss. Lots of times if I dont have any customers, I just sit on s2ki or impactguns.com looking at shit to buy. If I do have a customer, I usually do the split screen so I can have s2ki up next to my activations software. Its really a beautiful thing. I was thinking of building a fort in the storage room. We have this like loft thing above the ceiling. You can actually climb up and look down on customers. Its pretty cool if you have like 3 people working the store. Im thinking a nice hammock would work for the slow afternoons.

But the past few hours have been quite busy here in the Verizon Box. So far today I did 4 lines of service. 2 upgrades and 2 new. Even got a little bit of data to keep my DAPC (Data Activation Per Customer) up. Even in this economy, DAPC is still the main focus! DAPC DAPC DAPC!!

Im thinking about going over to wal mart and buying a Wii to plug into our 50" samsung plasma that hangs behind my desk and plays the same retarted FiOS advertisement all day long. The screen is severly burnt in now and we dont even sell FiOS here. wtf.