on his 16th birthday, a poor country farmer gives his son a duck as a present. he tells the son to go into town and hopefully exchange it for something he wants. so the son strolls into town with his duck on a leash. he goes into a house of ill repute and says to the madam, "today is my 16th b-day and i'd like to become a man but all i have is this duck that my dad gave me." the madam replies, "well since today is you're b-day, you can have your pick for the price of your duck." after doing the deed, the girl says, "that was the best sex i've had in a long time. tell you what, if you can do that again, i'll give you your duck back." the guy complies. so after the session, the son journeys home to the country with his duck in tow. but on the way back, his duck gets run over by a truck. the owner of the vehicle comes out to say that he's extremely sorry and gives him $10 for his trouble. the son returns and the father says, "what did you get for the duck?" the son happily replies, "i got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and ten bucks for a f**ked-up duck."

 

I hate to admit it, but I like this dead-duck joke!


Dead-Animal: Part 2

 

that one really quacked me up.....