I just felt the need to vent to people that i've never met before about how much i hate

life right now. I was with my girlfriend for three years and there had been marriage

talks in the near future. So a couple of months ago she brings up a fight that happened

five or six months ago and says she just can't get over the subject of the fight. Within

that six month time we had gone on a vacation together, Christmas, Anniversary,

Valentines day and everything seemed great! So a month later she dumps me and

right before my 30th birthday! So now i'm depressed and single and have an

entire trip planned and paid for with her and her sister. This is the second

long turn relationship that the girl has up and left. The first was my high school

sweetheart that i was with for ten years and married for three and she left me. I just

don't get it. Sorry to whine but this is getting old and i needed to vent.

 

been there done that.say the least life goes on, if she doesnt see how amazing you are, then f her. dumb bi*ch

 

Time to focus on yourself and get past that crap. Enjoy the single life for a while. Hit the gym and spend your time making money.

 

 

Was the subject of the fight about anal?

See fellas, that is why you must PIIHB by the 3rd time having sex with your woman, to avoid these types of scenarios the OP is experiencing.

 

Just broke up with my GF of 4 years today, also =x. If it's meant to be it'll come back around. If not, well, you're getting something new, then. I've been pretty bored all day, and I assume that the next few months is going to be like this. What can you do .

 

Sucks man. Invite some random hot chicks on the trip with you

 

Focus your time on fun things that don't require women, hang with your single guy friends more!

 

hopefully you still have guy friends, you didnt stop talking to them because you got a girl, that seems to happen often.

 

I see your in Spokane. Here is what I would do. Take 2k out of the bank. Since you are a cigar smoker (I am assuming from your sig there) go and buy a box of Fuente Fuente Opus X's. Go with the Belicosos because you'll need something sturdy.

Head up to Vancouver...its not that far. Hit the strip clubs and then after, hire a hot escort for 1 on 1 action. With those cigars do a Bill Clinton and then put them back in the box for later. Keep going to town on the hired help...maybe even videotape it.....actually...do videotape it....even the cigar part.

Now when you get back home....you'll definitely have a smile on your face, a nice kodak moment on tape, and some premium smokes to boot, enhanced by the power of love.

Here is what you do next. Send two different packages....one will have a copy of your sexcapade addressed to your ex....the other....a pack (not the whole box just a few) of some OpusX addressed to the dad. Send the smokes out first to the old man. Tell him a sob story that these were going to be the cigars I was going to give out to you to celebrate the engagement to your daughter. I no longer want them around because they remind me of her, blah blah blah. Make sure he smokes them.

Two weeks later...send the videotape to your ex....with some footage of you also packing the smokes to her dad in there for good measure. Devious.