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From: St. Louis, Mo
Originally Posted by GPMike,Jun 9 2009, 01:43 AM
Was the subject of the fight about anal?
See fellas, that is why you must PIIHB by the 3rd time having sex with your woman, to avoid these types of scenarios the OP is experiencing.
See fellas, that is why you must PIIHB by the 3rd time having sex with your woman, to avoid these types of scenarios the OP is experiencing.
I second that
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I second the never talking to her again. Just makes things worse. I had a similar situation many years ago and a friend summed it up best. "Since she ripped your heart out, take a piece of other girls' hearts." If I didn't like P so much, I'd probably be gay. You get tired of all the BS you have to put up with. Just learned to be happy being single and found it's hard to go back.
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From: Spokane
Originally Posted by offroad2000,Jun 9 2009, 12:10 PM
I second the never talking to her again. Just makes things worse. I had a similar situation many years ago and a friend summed it up best. "Since she ripped your heart out, take a piece of other girls' hearts." If I didn't like P so much, I'd probably be gay. You get tired of all the BS you have to put up with. Just learned to be happy being single and found it's hard to go back.
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From: SJC
1. Go to your local bookstore or news agent.
2. Purchase a copy of The Economist.
3. Find a bar at a nice restaurant or fancy hotel.
4. Crack open magazine and commence to reading.
5. Once a random chick comes up and talks to you; close.
If you can't do that, chances are you were hopeless from the get-go.
2. Purchase a copy of The Economist.
3. Find a bar at a nice restaurant or fancy hotel.
4. Crack open magazine and commence to reading.
5. Once a random chick comes up and talks to you; close.
If you can't do that, chances are you were hopeless from the get-go.
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From: Chicago
Originally Posted by GPMike,Jun 9 2009, 05:28 AM
I see your in Spokane. Here is what I would do. Take 2k out of the bank. Since you are a cigar smoker (I am assuming from your sig there) go and buy a box of Fuente Fuente Opus X's. Go with the Belicosos because you'll need something sturdy.
Head up to Vancouver...its not that far. Hit the strip clubs and then after, hire a hot escort for 1 on 1 action. With those cigars do a Bill Clinton and then put them back in the box for later. Keep going to town on the hired help...maybe even videotape it.....actually...do videotape it....even the cigar part.
Now when you get back home....you'll definitely have a smile on your face, a nice kodak moment on tape, and some premium smokes to boot, enhanced by the power of love.
Here is what you do next. Send two different packages....one will have a copy of your sexcapade addressed to your ex....the other....a pack (not the whole box just a few) of some OpusX addressed to the dad. Send the smokes out first to the old man. Tell him a sob story that these were going to be the cigars I was going to give out to you to celebrate the engagement to your daughter. I no longer want them around because they remind me of her, blah blah blah. Make sure he smokes them.
Two weeks later...send the videotape to your ex....with some footage of you also packing the smokes to her dad in there for good measure. Devious.
Head up to Vancouver...its not that far. Hit the strip clubs and then after, hire a hot escort for 1 on 1 action. With those cigars do a Bill Clinton and then put them back in the box for later. Keep going to town on the hired help...maybe even videotape it.....actually...do videotape it....even the cigar part.
Now when you get back home....you'll definitely have a smile on your face, a nice kodak moment on tape, and some premium smokes to boot, enhanced by the power of love.
Here is what you do next. Send two different packages....one will have a copy of your sexcapade addressed to your ex....the other....a pack (not the whole box just a few) of some OpusX addressed to the dad. Send the smokes out first to the old man. Tell him a sob story that these were going to be the cigars I was going to give out to you to celebrate the engagement to your daughter. I no longer want them around because they remind me of her, blah blah blah. Make sure he smokes them.
Two weeks later...send the videotape to your ex....with some footage of you also packing the smokes to her dad in there for good measure. Devious.
1. It's a dick move on her old man for no good reason...
2. You're 30 and should be above petty antics...
3. If her old man ends up with chlamydia on his grill, odds are they'll press charges.
4. If #3 happened, odds are you already found out that you also have chlamydia.
5. #3 and #4 eliminate your hopes of Ex-Sex.
I could go on, but you get the idea. Having said all that though, I have to say that I actually agree with GPMike. Not that I think this is a great idea. I just think that it'll get your mind off your heartache, given that you now have a burning discharge coming from your schlong.
All kidding aside though, man up dude. Do what everyone is telling you. Get out and do something new that you've been wanting to do.
1. Find a couple hot and crazy horny girls to go on that trip with you.
2. Get back home and hit the gym.
3. Make more money.
By the time you've done those 3 things to your satisfaction, you'll find that you're well over your relationship woes from high school and a month ago. Good luck bud.